I know timid Ted Thompson isn't one to venture into free agency but I think this is the year he has to make some moves. There are some great beards on the market that could put the Packers over the top and bring home a record 14th world championship.
Sure, I know we're pretty set at the Quarterback position but Ryan would be a great addition. He would be a nice insurance policy and could even mentor Aaron on growing a beard.
First off, Charlie was born in Green Bay. Second, he looks like Jesus. That's gotta be a good sign.
Greta beard and could be Eddie Lacy's chubby buddy
Bernard has some off the field issues after being arrested for DUI last march. At least if he comes to Wisconsin, he doesn't have to worry about being surrounded by alcohol everywhere he goes
He has a young beard with some real promise. His nickname is 'Boom'... I think because his dad is one of the Outhere Brothers
Another great beard born right here in the dairy state. Come on home, Nick.
Nate is a cagey ole vet whose beard could bring a lot of experience to the Packers' locker room. I believe he is also the only player from Tiffin College to make the list.... or the NFL.... Ever.
Holy shit! Who shat in his Cheerios?
A little ginger beard to replace Masthay after he is undoubtedly cut later this off-season.
He would have everyone in the stands looking and saying, "Wow! Nice tight end!".
Mike has played for 6 teams since entering the league in 2008 so he's been around the block, but then again so has his sister* (*I don't know if that's true)
His beard may not look like much but think how much real estate it has to cover
First, AMAZING BEARD! I don't know if he would fit in though as he appears to be in his mid 50's in this picture
Here is Joe crushing an invisible Keystone Light 24 ounce can
This may be a reach but the offensive line can also use an extra beard
That is a face made for Wisconsin winters
A former first round pick with a current first round beard
Another first round pick. He looks like he would prefer playing in Denver or Seattle if you catch my drift
His beard's name is Señor Galette
His sack name could be the "Selvie Stick"
He was drafted by Miami, got cut by a bunch of teams and last played for the Redskins... so at least he's living up to his name
He was on the Seahawks team that defeated the Packers in the 2015 NFC Championship game... probably because of his beard
The Lions hadn't won in Wisconsin in 24 years then Ngata joins them and they win in his first year. That's not a coincidence.
He doesn't have a band that I am aware of
Already has a better beard than Nate Palmer
According to the Wikipedia, his parents own a bar and grill. I like him already
He's not a guy that will show up in the stat sheets but his beard commands respect
He spent the majority of his career with the Cowboys so he may enjoy going to a team that actually wins
The last time we signed a former Bears defensive player in their 30's with a great beard it worked out pretty well
He was a good player on a terrible team, which is kind of like being the best accordion player in a band
He spent his whole career with the Bears and Cowboys... poor guy
Not only is he a great player but he has one of the top 5 beards in the NFL