2016 Harry Sydney Name Translator

I’ll admit that I haven’t listened to 107.5 the Fan recently. There’s two reasons for it:

  1. If I wanted to listen to people with no insights to the Packers discuss football and get things wrong constantly, I would join my Grandma’s canasta club
  2. It’s painful listening to Marques Eversoll go through puberty live on the air

I did however take some time to talk with Harry Sydney (or Harvey Simmons as he calls himself) and go over this year’s roster. If you do listen to WDUZ on a regular basis, you will find this translation chart helpful.

2016 Packers Roster

# Actual Name Harry Sydney Says
2 Mason Crosby Jason Cosby
6 Joe Callahan Joel Callaway
7 Brett Hundley Brad Hunter
9 Marquise Williams Markus Wheaton
10 Jacob Schum Jim Slob
11 Trevor Davis Tyrone Dayton
12 Aaron Rodgers Erick Roberts
16 Herb Waters Ricky Adderly
17 Davante Adams Devin Abrams
18 Randall Cobb Brandon Cod
20 Makinton Dorleant Mikey Doorlock
21 Ha Ha Clinton-Dix HoHo, Bush-Cox
22 Aaron Ripkowski Adam Rippedcondom
23 Damarious Randall Demarco Rambo
24 Quinten Rollins Clinton Hollins
25 Marwin Evans Sherwin Elbows
26 Warren Gatewood Water Gateson
27 Eddie Lacy Evan Lucy
28 Josh Hawkins John Hopkins
29 Kentrell Brice Kendall Price
31 Robertson Daniel Danielson Roberts
32 Chris Banjo Chad Fiddle
33 Micah Hyde Myles Ride
34 Brandon Burks Landon Burns
35 Jermaine Whitehead Jerome Whitesnake
36 LaDarius Gunter Demarious Hunter
37 Sam Shields Stan Shins
38 John Crockett Davy Sprockett
39 Demetri Goodson Jermichael Goodboy
40 Alstevis Squirewell Alstevis Squirewell (that one he nails)
42 Morgan Burnett Molson Barnett
43 Beniquez Brown Benedict Bowles
44 James Starks Jake Starz
46 Brandon Ross Bradley Rose
47 Jake Ryan Josh Bryant
48 Joe Thomas Tom Joseph
49 Casey Pierce Corey Prior
50 Blake Martinez Bryce Fernandez
51 Kyler Fackrell Lyle Fackthat
52 Clay Matthews Cletus Michaels
53 Nick Perry Dick Harry
54 Carl Bradford Cal Brettfavre
56 Julius Peppers Juice Popper
57 Jacob Flores Joey Flowers
58 Sam Barrington Sal Baritall
59 Rick Lovato Dick Loveboat
62 Lucas Patrick Louis Packer
63 Corey Linsley Cody Lohan
64 Mike Pennel Mark Fennel
65 Lane Taylor Taylor Lane
67 Don Barclay David Boxer
68 Kyle Murphy Korey Mormon
69 David Bakhtiari Dan Brokeatari
70 T.J. Lang EJ Long
71 Josh Sitton Josh Standin
73 JC Tretter CJ Topper
75 Bryan Bulaga Brent Baluga
76 Mike Daniels Mark Danforth
77 Kyle Steuck Kent Sucker
78 Jason Spriggs Jalen Springs
79 Josh Walker Ross Driver
80 Justin Perillo Jason Pepperoni
81 Geronimo Allison Crazy Horse Alleyway
82 Richard Rodgers Randall Roberts
83 Jeff Janis Josh Joplin
84 Jared Abbrederis Jordy Imembarrased
86 Kennard Backman Kenny Blackball
87 Jordy Nelson Jared Melton
88 Ty Montgomery Monty Tygomery
89 Jared Cook Jason Baker
90 Tyler Kuder Tyson Cooler
91 Jayrone Elliott Jaybone Allentown
93 Reggie Gilbert Gilbert Brown
94 Dean Lowry Dan Lawson
95 Datone Jones Drayton Bones
96 Brian Price Ryan Dice
97 Kenny Clark Benny Starks
98 Letroy Guion Leroy Guyton
99 Christian Ringo Kristoff Bingo