He’s often compared to Alfred E. Neuman of Mad Magazine and I have to agree that they do have a similar resemblance. But we can fix that. If Mark Murphy grew a beard, he would look like a real leader. He would scare the shit out of other NFL executives like Jerry Jones, Daniel Snyder and Roger Goodell. We have our coach on board with #beardmode, now we just have to make a push to get our president on board. Here’s how he would look.