Update: Jordy Nelson with Actual Beard

Update: Jordy Nelson with Actual Beard

Here’s an update on a story we’ve been following for a while. You may remember after the Seahawks game, Jason Wilde tweeted that Jordy Nelson had a beard. We have been searching for confirmation and thanks to an ongoing campaign where Chef Chris Mangless poses with Packers personnel to try to generate enough votes to push his Door…

Aaron Rodgers is Great and Jamaal Charles is a Douche

Aaron Rodgers is Great and Jamaal Charles is a Douche

Packers are 3-0 just as predicted by Jason, Samson and Mascot by easily handling the Kansas City Chiefs. Samson also proved why he has the number 1 rated football blog written by a beard by correctly predicting that Aaron Rodgers wouldn’t throw an interception AND that a Chiefs wide receiver would score a touchdown, breaking…

31 Other Incredible NFL Feats

31 Other Incredible NFL Feats

We all know Aaron Rodger’s interception (or non-interception) streak is incredible. But there’s 31 other teams with impressive streaks going on that we should acknowledge. Atlanta Falcons They have gone 8 years without a quarterback being arrested for dog fighting Arizona Cardinals They have gone 68 years without winning a championship Baltimore Ravens They’ve gone 20…

Vikings Should Give In to Ragnar’s Demands

Vikings Should Give In to Ragnar’s Demands

Now that the Kam Chancellor holdout is over, it’s time to turn our attention to the next great contract standoff; Ragnar the mascot versus the Vikings. I know what you’re thinking, ‘Samson, you just like to troll the Vikings. That’s getting so old”. While it’s true I have had some fun at the Vikings expsnese such as: 10…