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Update: Jordy Nelson with Actual Beard

BySamson T. Beard October 19, 2015December 27, 2021

Here’s an update on a story we’ve been following for a while. You may remember after the Seahawks game, Jason Wilde tweeted that Jordy Nelson had a beard. We have been searching for confirmation and thanks to an ongoing campaign where Chef Chris Mangless poses with Packers personnel to try to generate enough votes to push his Door…

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5 Best Things About Jordy Nelson Tearing his ACL

BySamson T. Beard August 26, 2015December 27, 2021

Samson! have you been hittin the sauce? Are you on crazy pills again? How can there be positives about Jordy tearing his ACL? Well just as cow poop helps trees grow, this manure pile we’ve been dealt will help us build a forest that would make the Huli people jealous. So what is so great…