Samson: Hi Rex.Rex Ryan: Hey what’s up? How the (expletive) are you?Samson: I’m doing fine but probably not as good as your Jets.Rex Ryan: Oh (expletive) yeah. These (expletive) Jets are going down with one of the greatest teams of all time.Samson: I admire the confidence but how are you going to go down as…
Samson: Are you the janitor?Chan Gailey: No, I’m Chan GaileySamson: Really?Chan Gailey: YeahSamson: I was kind of expecting an Asian guyChan Gailey: no, I’m very, very whiteSamson: Well its great to meet you Chan, how are things in Buffalo?Chan Gailey: Things are excellent. We have an a much improved team this year. How can you…
After the Bears NFC Championship game loss to the Packers, I had a fake interview with Jay Cutler. Here’s the transcript: Samson: Hi Jay, how’s the knee? Jay Cutler: The knee? Oh Yeah! The knee… I mean owww! It’s getting better slowly but surely. Samson: I’m going to go to a dark place… what happened…
