I used the Adobe Firefly beta program to give it prompts for NFL teams and this is what it gave me. AFC East Patriots Bills Dolphins Jets AFC South Colts Jaguars Texans Titans AFC North Bengals Browns Ravens Steelers AFC West Broncos Chargers Chiefs Raiders NFC East Commanders Cowboys Eagles Giants NFC South Buccaneers Falcons…
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Everyone used to have a nickname back in the good ole days so I wanted to recreate those simpler times by giving each NFL Head Coach a nickname. AFC East Sean “Opie” McDermott Buffalo Bills Mike “Eminem” McDaniel Miami Dolphins “Cheatin” Bill Belichick New England Patriots Robert “In Over My Bald Head” Saleh New York…
There are still 12 teams in the NFL that have never won a Super Bowl (4 have never even been to a Super Bowl). Will their luck change this year? Probably not, but just for shits and grins, I’m going to rank how likely each of those 12 teams will come to bringing home their…
I would first like to congratulate the Minnesota Vikings on making the playoffs. That is their ultimate goal and they should be very proud. Since we are in the unfamiliar position of the Packers season being over but the Vikings still playing, what is a Packers fan to do? The answer: the enjoy the inevitable…
Green Bay has had nearly 25 years straights of Hall of Fame quarterback play but many teams aren’t so lucky. Below are teams that seem to be cursed at the quarterback position and becuase I’m a nice beard, I’m here to help them exorcise the demons. Washington Redskins Name of the Curse: The Curse of…
As the 2015 has come to an end, it’s already time to start looking forward to some of the new faces that will be part of the team next year. Below is a comprehensive list of all of the potential free agents that could quite possibly be joining the Packers this year: (crickets)
I’m sure we’ve all heard by now that at his end of the year press conference, Mike McCarthy said that Eddie Lacy has to be in better shape next year if he wants to be part of the team. I never really noticed him being out of shape before because I am a beard expert,…
I can still smell the late Autumn bon fires and hear the crunching of the leaves. The Packers were 6-0 and had the world by it’s balls. Then they had a bye week and most of the players went, “bye”. Since that time, they have gone 4-6. So what happened during that bye week? I…
We all know Aaron Rodger’s interception (or non-interception) streak is incredible. But there’s 31 other teams with impressive streaks going on that we should acknowledge. Atlanta Falcons They have gone 8 years without a quarterback being arrested for dog fighting Arizona Cardinals They have gone 68 years without winning a championship Baltimore Ravens They’ve gone 20…
I’m a big fan of the Patriots cheating. It’s great because their cheating methods are so ridiculous and minuscule that they could still win without using them but they do it anyway. I came up with my own list of what I would like to see them do next while its’s entirely possible they are already…
Most of the referees in the NFL suck ass but some aren’t too bad. Here’s my rankings from the worst to the best. 17. Tony Corrente Although he doesn’t call “alot” of penalties, he is most likely to make a horrible call to decide a football game. He may be a terrible official but at…
As I’ve mentioned in my earlier posts, I am quick to point when someone’s going to be star, even though it is just the preseason. This tradition of picking future superstars has lasted over 25 years since my first year of watching the Packers religiously in 1989. So here are all of the players I…
