In business you are taught about ‘5 Whys’ a process for discovering the root cause of an issue. It helps you break through to find out what is really to blame for something going wrong. I decided to do this to find out who or what is really to blame for Brett Favre’s Mississippi welfare…
I am such a hater but most of my hatred is directed to a select few teams. 12. Ravens I will start with a team that I have no logical reason to dislike, but I do. I can’t stand the Ravens and it probably stems from when Ray Lewis had a double “misunderstanding” at Super…
Mina Kimes had a question earlier this week about your goofiest sports take that you actually kind of believe and I feel passionately about mine: getting rid of the NFL draft. What's your goofiest sports take that you actually kind of believe? Mine is: If the Bills want to truly get the most out of…
Before everyone realized that Matt Nagy was a terrible head coach, he had a very promising start. Everyone was impressed with his bald head and visor combo and how he was going to turn Mitch Trubisky into the next Rex Grossman. One of the things that commentators and media pundits loved early on was that…
If I am to believe the thought leaders in LinkedIn, everything is about branding. With this in mind, I think Lambeau Field needs a new nickname. The Frozen Tundra worked for a while but I think we need something fresh and non-redundant. Ohio State’s stadium is called the horseshoe. In the early 90’s, they called…
Someone needs to check in on the GOAT. I follow him on Twitter and for as good as he was on the field, he equally bad behind his screen. He hits us with the most room temperature takes. Look at this scorcher I’m going to say it people!!!!Tiger Woods is baccccccccck!!!! — jerryrice (@JerryRice) March…
I went to school with a guy named Trevor. Trevor was a numbnuts. One year, we were in the same group with two other people for a project. Trevor didn’t add much to the project and read most of his presentation off of a piece of paper. We ended up doing well on the project…
I know that in these sensitive times in which we live, it is not politically correct to bring up race but let’s be real; if the majority of your starting linebackers are white; you’re gonna have a bad time. Ted Thompson was a linebacker when he played in the NFL… a white linebacker to…
The Adrian Peterson era in Minnesota is over. He will surely be remembered as an all time great. I think what he will be remembered for the most, besides assaulting a child, will be for that one playoff game the Vikings won during his tenure. As Vikings fans everywhere will tell you, you can’t measure…
Last year Ragnar demanded $20,000 per game from the Vikings to be their mascot. I thought it was in their best interest to pay the man. He was the only respectable thing on the Vikings and you would have to pay me close to $500,000 per game to go watch that horrible team 8 times…
If you’re a frequent visitor to this site, you know I’m a big, big fan of Andrew Quarless, otherwise known as “God’s Gift”. He is such a dynamic playmaker that it’s easy to see why he has stuck around for 6 years. Don’t believe me? Let’s look at the facts. Almost Scoreless Without Quarless During…
Now that the Kam Chancellor holdout is over, it’s time to turn our attention to the next great contract standoff; Ragnar the mascot versus the Vikings. I know what you’re thinking, ‘Samson, you just like to troll the Vikings. That’s getting so old”. While it’s true I have had some fun at the Vikings expsnese such as: 10…
