Last year Ragnar demanded $20,000 per game from the Vikings to be their mascot. I thought it was in their best interest to pay the man. He was the only respectable thing on the Vikings and you would have to pay me close to $500,000 per game to go watch that horrible team 8 times…
If you’re a frequent visitor to this site, you know I’m a big, big fan of Andrew Quarless, otherwise known as “God’s Gift”. He is such a dynamic playmaker that it’s easy to see why he has stuck around for 6 years. Don’t believe me? Let’s look at the facts. Almost Scoreless Without Quarless During…
Now that the Kam Chancellor holdout is over, it’s time to turn our attention to the next great contract standoff; Ragnar the mascot versus the Vikings. I know what you’re thinking, ‘Samson, you just like to troll the Vikings. That’s getting so old”. While it’s true I have had some fun at the Vikings expsnese such as: 10…
If you ask Packers’ fans who their favorite quarterback is, most will say Aaron Rodgers. If you ask them who their second favorite quarterback, you will most likely hear ‘Russell Wilson’. I mean what’s not to love? He’s a stand up guy. He’s won a Super Bowl. He went to Wisconsin for a year. That…
Death, taxes and the Vikings signing the Packers castoffs. This past Tuesday, the Packers made their first round of cuts and this Saturday will have to make 22 more to get down the 53 man limit (technically only 20, because of suspensions of Letroy Guion and Datone Jones… good job guys) . This means that…
You may have heard that a certain quarterback who plays home games in a stadium named after a razor blade (bastards) is in some trouble for apparently deflating footballs to gain a competitive advantage. This may come as a surprise to you, but I fully support Tom Brady. I feel they were unfairly singled out…
