Giving Every NFL Head Coach a Nickname

Everyone used to have a nickname back in the good ole days so I wanted to recreate those simpler times by giving each NFL Head Coach a nickname.

AFC East

Sean “Opie” McDermott

Buffalo Bills

Brian “The Flower” Flores

Miami Dolphins

“Cheatin” Bill Belichick

New England Patriots

Robert “In Over My Bald Head” Saleh

New York Jets

AFC South

David “No One Else Would Take this Job” Culley

Houston Texans

Frank “Shovel Slayer” Reich

Indianapolis Colts

Darrell “The Level” Bevell

Jacksonville Jaguars

Mike “Fuck Consonants” Vrabel

Tennessee Titans

AFC North

John “The Other” Harbaugh

Baltimore Ravens

Zac “Kinda Fat But Not Really” Taylor

Cincinnati Bengals

Kevin “Old Folks Chad” Stefanski

Cleveland Browns

Mike “The Cross” Tomlin

Pittsburgh Steelers

AFC West

Vic “I’m Too Old For This Shit” Fangio

Denver Broncos

Andy “Mustache Ride” Reid

Kansas City Chiefs

Brandon “Prepubescent” Staley

Los Angeles Chargers

Rich “Spicy Meatball” Bisaccia

Las Vegas Raiders

NFC East

Mike “Big Mac” McCarthy

Dallas Cowboys

Joe “The Jury’s Out” Judge

New York Giants

Nick “Son of the Shovel Slayer” Sirianni

Philadelphia Eagles

“Riverboat” Ron Rivera

Washington Football Team

NFC South

Arthur “FedEx” Smith

Atlanta Flacons

Matt “College Is So Much Easier” Rhule

Carolina Panthers

Sean “Free Pass” Payton

New Orleans Saints

“Boobsweat” Bruce Arians

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

NFC North

Matt “Be You” Nagy

Chicago Bears

Dan “Kneecap Biter” Campbell

Detroit Lions

Matt “Lombardi” LaFleur

Green Bay Packers

Mike “One-Eyed” Zimmer

Minnesota Vikings

NFC West

Kliff “Thank God My Middle Name Doesn’t Stark With a K” Kingsbury

Arizona Cardinals

Sean “The Haircut” McVay

Los Angeles Rams

Kyle “Thanks for the Job, Dad” Shanahan

San Francisco 49ers

Pete “Horses Ass” Carroll

Seattle Seahawks

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