Giving Every NFL Head Coach a Nickname [Updated 2023]
Everyone used to have a nickname back in the good ole days so I wanted to recreate those simpler times by giving each NFL Head Coach a nickname.
AFC East
Sean “Opie” McDermott
Buffalo Bills
Mike “Eminem” McDaniel
Miami Dolphins
“Cheatin” Bill Belichick
New England Patriots
Robert “In Over My Bald Head” Saleh
New York Jets
AFC South
DeMeco “The Freako” Ryans
Houston Texans
“Sugar” Shane Steichen
Indianapolis Colts
Doug “DP” Pederson
Jacksonville Jaguars
Mike “Fuck Consonants” Vrabel
Tennessee Titans
AFC North
John “The Other” Harbaugh
Baltimore Ravens
Zac “Kinda Fat But Not Really” Taylor
Cincinnati Bengals
Kevin “Old Folks Chad” Stefanski
Cleveland Browns
Mike “The Cross” Tomlin
Pittsburgh Steelers
AFC West
Sean “McCarthy” Payton
Denver Broncos
Andy “Mustache Ride” Reid
Kansas City Chiefs
Brandon “Prepubescent” Staley
Los Angeles Chargers
Josh “Fat Face” McDaniels
Las Vegas Raiders
NFC East
Mike “Big Mac” McCarthy
Dallas Cowboys
Brian “Not Flores” Daboll
New York Giants
Nick “Son of the Shovel Slayer” Sirianni
Philadelphia Eagles
“Riverboat” Ron Rivera
Washington Football Team
NFC South
Arthur “FedEx” Smith
Atlanta Flacons
“The Shovel Slayer” Frank Reich
Carolina Panthers
Dennis “Bout To Get Fired Again” Allen
New Orleans Saints
Todd “The Movement” Bowles
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
NFC North
Matt “I Can’t Be As Bad As The Past 3 Coaches” Eberflus
Chicago Bears
Dan “Kneecap Biter” Campbell
Detroit Lions
Matt “Lombardi” LaFleur
Green Bay Packers
Kevin “The Koc” Kevin O’Connell
Minnesota Vikings
NFC West
Jonathan “Rich” Gannon
Arizona Cardinals
Sean “The Haircut” McVay
Los Angeles Rams
Kyle “Thanks for the Job, Dad” Shanahan
San Francisco 49ers
