I went to school with a guy named Trevor. Trevor was a numbnuts. One year, we were in the same group with two other people for a project. Trevor didn’t add much to the project and read most of his presentation off of a piece of paper. We ended up doing well on the project…
I know that in these sensitive times in which we live, it is not politically correct to bring up race but let’s be real; if the majority of your starting linebackers are white; you’re gonna have a bad time. Ted Thompson was a linebacker when he played in the NFL… a white linebacker to…
The Minnesota Vikings have won zero Super Bowls. They have lost four Super Bowls though and have also lost several NFC Championship games. They are a terrible franchise and probably will never win a Super Bowl.
The Adrian Peterson era in Minnesota is over. He will surely be remembered as an all time great. I think what he will be remembered for the most, besides assaulting a child, will be for that one playoff game the Vikings won during his tenure. As Vikings fans everywhere will tell you, you can’t measure…
I’ve had time to marinade in this year’s draft picks and will now give my full breakdown so you know what to expect from this crop of rookies. 1st round: Nobody Grade: A+Summary: I think this will be Ted’s best first round pick since 2008. 2nd Round, Pick 33: Kevin King, Cornerback, Washington Grade: CSummary:…
Green Bay has had nearly 25 years straights of Hall of Fame quarterback play but many teams aren’t so lucky. Below are teams that seem to be cursed at the quarterback position and becuase I’m a nice beard, I’m here to help them exorcise the demons. Washington Redskins Name of the Curse: The Curse of…
I’m normally not one for conspiracy theories, but I think the gruesome injury suffered by Vikings quarterback, Teddy Bridgewater, may have been an inside job, Why Would the Vikings Hurt Their Own Starting Quarterback Many football pundits believed Bridgewater to be one of the better up and coming quarterbacks, so why would the Vikings intentionally…
Last year Ragnar demanded $20,000 per game from the Vikings to be their mascot. I thought it was in their best interest to pay the man. He was the only respectable thing on the Vikings and you would have to pay me close to $500,000 per game to go watch that horrible team 8 times…
Growing up in Titletown, I used to always look forward to the Packers fence (singular) along Lombardi Avenue getting a new slogan. They were punny and fun, now they just suck. They have something like ‘through something and pain the pack will reign’. one is a comic of Eddie Lacy as the hulk and he…
Every week, Samson takes time to answer your questions about beards, the Packers, football and life in general. You can submit your questions on Twitter to @samsonbeard or on facebook at facebook.com/samsonthebeard and use the hashtag #asksamson. Mitchell from Des Moines, IA asks “I love instant replay but I would love to get your thoughts. Don’t you…
Close your eyes. Go ahead, close ’em. Picture owning a piece of Packers history. Imagine owning game apparel from the historic, 1996 World Championship season. Apparel that was used in the mud bowl game in the divisional playoffs against the 49ers. Apparel that was used on the same the turf that they sold afterwards for…
Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s cooooold out there today. It occurred to me that the Packers draft day is much like Groundhogs Day. I swear we draft this same guy every single year. Apparently the Packers have been so impressed with Datone Jones that they needed his clone. How…
