The Only Way Rodgers Goes Out
I woke up this morning and the first thing I saw on Twitter was a video of Deshone Kizer talking about Aaron Rodgers asking him if he believed in 9/11 during his first meeting. From that point Kizer goes on to say all the other materials Rodgers has given him to open and free his mind.
One should be cautious with such deep thoughts that early in the morning but I couldn’t help but wonder how Aaron Rodgers will leave this world. And I don’t mean on some comet or some shit – I mean how he’ll die. Since we know he’s a super healthy eater and immune to diseases, I’ve come to the conclusion that the only logical way is to be surrounded by the FBI in a compound that is set on fire while These Boots Are Made for Walkin’ blares on nearby speakers.
A truly tragic end for the deep thinker. But at least this will lead to a new bunch of conspiracies for a new generation.
