What Happened During that Bye Week?
I can still smell the late Autumn bon fires and hear the crunching of the leaves. The Packers were 6-0 and had the world by it’s balls. Then they had a bye week and most of the players went, “bye”. Since that time, they have gone 4-6. So what happened during that bye week? I have some thoughts:
- Aaron Rodgers attended the Mike Tomczak football camp
- Randall Cobb went to his accountant and was informed he would still receive the same amount of his new contract whether he produced or not
- Mike McCarthy started going to Cellcom for ideas for offensive plays
- Eddie Lacy found out about Applebees half priced apps
- Davante Adams received catching tips from Brandon Bostick
- Tom Clements played massive amounts of Tecmo Bowl and thought he only had 8 plays to choose from
- A computer glitch accidentally removed the tight end as an option on every passing play
- The offensive line was told that the defense had to count to 5 Mississippi before rushing the quarterback
- Sending in plays in Swahili to confuse defenses has led to an unbelievable amount of timeouts to avoid delay of game penalties
- Jordy Nelson’s agent put a curse on the team
