A Day in the Life of a Lions Fan: Their Last Win in Wisconsin
We all know it’s been ages since the Lions last won in Wisconsin. The Packers coach for that game is now dead for God’s sake. Here is an actual account of a Lions fan who went to that game on December 15, 1991. He was young and full of life at the time but is now a bitter old man.
He woke up to this
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at the
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on Ashland Ave.
He got dressed in
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and
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and knew better than to wear it to Port Plaza, because gangbangers would beat you down for the Starter zipper piece.
Even though Lambeau Field was only a few miles a way, he still used a
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to get around this city of 96,000.
Luckily, he had a sweet
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as his rental car, and ate breakfast at
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He paid for you $3.62 meal by having them run you credit card through
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He got to the parking lot and walked right into the stadium without
He drank 8
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during the game; paid with a $20 and got change.
He watched the game with delight knowing the Lions were one of the best teams in the league and would beat the Packers for years to come.
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out dueled
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and he celebrated way too much… enough to last 24 years.
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